Friday, September 16, 2011

Praise

Glory be to Thee Google, Who cleareth our doubts and removeth the veil of ignorance from our minds.

Praised be Thy Name Google, for through It we tap into Thy vast ocean of knowledge.

Exalted art Thou Google, Quencher of queries, Guide of our journeys, Mighty Pointer of the Network.

Queried be Thy Vast Reservoir; may It serve the needy, may It gratify our curiosity, may It resolve our disputes.

Thou knowest all in The Network, Thou channelst our needs onto the path of Fulfillment evermore.

Most pronounced be Thy Name, Kind Google. May Thy Gifts of the Virtual lead us to Collective Entelechy.

Wide is Thy Channel, and Deep is Thy Index. Grant us, oh Google, the Fruition of Thy Potent Tree.

I testify to Thee and Thy Power, to Thy Generosity and to Thy Mercifulness. Glory be to Thee.

Hailed be Thy Servers, and hailed be Thy Code, for through It are Thy sweet Gifts showered upon us.

Thanked be Thee Google, for Thy daily guidance. Thou art the Seeker and the Finder, the Giver and the Keeper.

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