Yayes Nowow: Jeff's view on sex

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Jeff's view on sex

What made me laugh the most tonight:

Sex can be very stressful for men! You judge us on, on technique, sensitivity, and stamina! We're just happy if you're naked... half-naked!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFpGEhmkJXM&NR=1 (4:20 - 4:34)

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Nice Quotes

Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience. - Paulo Coelho
In Lake'ch (I am another you). - Mayan saying
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
... we may look upon it as established that the unconditioned does not lie in things as we know them, or as they are given to us, but in things as they are in themselves, beyond the range of our cognition. - Immanuel Kant
... since a program can certainly never learn anything that it cannot at least represent. - Tom Mitchell
Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Anne Frank
There are four steps to learning: Observing, Understanding, Doing, Teaching. - My Dad
Thinking: Wrong thinking is better than no thinking. - (Can't remember who said it) [Taken from Live Spaces]
Optimization: Premature optimization is the root of all evil. - Tony Hoare. [Taken from Live Spaces]
GOD: Question with boldness even the existence of god; because if there be one, he must more approve the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear. - Thomas Jefferson [Taken from Live Spaces]

My Thoughts

Possibility is such an essential part of Life.
The impossible is most surely to be found among the uncommon.
Caution: Rupture of cognitive processes may be hazardous to your apparent sanity
Money: The fact that a person desires money is a blatant, perfectly clear statement that says: "I can't live by myself, I need other people's help and things to live!!". Have all the individuals become SO USELESS??? [Taken from Live Spaces]
Music: Most music focuses on being liked. Good music focuses on expressing stuff. [Taken from Live Spaces]
Evil: I think the most common reason for doing evil is thinking that the evil done will not transcend. But everything transcends... [Taken from Live Spaces]
Perfection: If the World were Perfect, what would we Live for? [Taken from Live Spaces]
Psychology: Los resultados binarios alientan la mediocridad. [Taken from Live Spaces]
What is feeling? Feeling is the only reason and purpose for everything we do. [Taken from Live Spaces]
How to manage conversation: Plentiful conversation arises only from plentiful sentiment. [Taken from Live Spaces]
Nos dieron herramientas que no necesitabamos. Nosotros usamos esas herramientas, y ahora las necesitamos. Esas herramientas nos han cambiado. [Taken from Live Spaces]
City life is characterized by paying other people to do what you don't want to. And so we slowly become useless slobs. [Taken from Live Spaces]
Understanding oneself is like the snake that tries to eat itself. [Taken from Live Spaces]
Si Thomas Alva Edison estuviera vivo, inventaría el teletransportador. [Taken from Live Spaces]
Ya nadie se pierde en este mundo. No hay viajes extraordinarios que hacer. Desea un viaje al otro lado del mundo? Ventana o pasillo? [Taken from Live Spaces]
Si yo armara un Universo siguiendo un libro de instrucciones, nome sentiría satisfecho. [Taken from Live Spaces]
Would you rather be the sparrow who gets wet and looks for foodevery day, or the unblemished nightingale inside the gilded cage? [Taken from Live Spaces]
Attempting to formalize our Universe must accept that all our existence is a mere formality. [Taken from Live Spaces]
If a single atom's complete behavior can be manipulated and predicted, then so can ours. I think this is not the case. [Taken from Live Spaces]
My writing, I think, is an attempt to amount my streaming thoughts to something solid. [Taken from Live Spaces]
I prefer to be an ephimerous, living cell, than the best supercomputer ever made. [Taken from Live Spaces]
Many people think they're more successful the more they can afford to spend.