The Italian man who went to Malta

One a day Imra gonna to Malta to biga Hotel. In the morning I go downa to eata breakfast. I tell the waitress I wanna two pieces of toast. She bring me only one piece. I tell her I want two piece. She say go to the toilet, I say you no understand, I wanna two piece on the my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate, you sonomabitch! I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonomabitch!

Later I go to eat on the a big Restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I tell her I wanna the fork. She tella me everybody wanna fuck. I tell her you no understand, I wanna a forko on the table. She say you better not fuck on the table, you sonomabitch!

So I go back to my room ina Hotel, and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the Manager, I tell him I wanna sheet! He tella me go to the toilet! I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed! He say you better not shit on my bed, you sonomabitch!

I go to the check out and the man at the desk say "Peace on you", I say "Piss on you too, you sonomabitch!" I'm gonna back to Italia.

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