"Yo dog! Yo' shizzle is a shit! Let's hook up man!", directed to a potential advisor.
"Those guys look like they're going to a club, and they're coming out of loading dock #4"
"Leeejos pues!!! Si estas mas cerca que el visitor's parking!!!"
"The one with Google, Andrew Moore? Yes, we have to go that one because it's on burgundy", and the guy knew nothing about the colors on our schedule.
"Attention, a fire alarm has been activated in the building. Evacuate to the first floor. Do not use the elevators...", "Attention, that was a false alarm, it is safe to remain in the building"... "Attention, a fire alarm has been activated in the building. Evac...", "Attention everyone, that was also a false alarm, it is safe to remain in the building".
"Valu Time!"
"That's statistically true, but it's crazy"
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